Friday, October 14, 2011

Facebook Status

Facebook Status

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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People make the world go around bt at some point don�t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
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About 50 percent of parents friend their children on Facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown .
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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect...
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Love is not blind
Infatuation is Blind;
love roots out all truth.
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You are nobody
Till somebody
Kill you
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I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.
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My friends are my estate.
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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until you lost it.
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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.
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Best Friends listen to what you don't say.
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.
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Just wanted to let u know that you are my BFBFF... Best Face book Friend Forever..
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You can't be late until you show up.
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So many stupid people and so few asteroids.
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.
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We have so much in common. you want to travel, I want you to go .
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Me and my attitude.....It's enough.
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I'm not a racer....But i can fly.
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You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.
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Insert coin to view my status message.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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If somebody offers u a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.
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Just Trust yourself then you Will know how to Live?
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The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
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Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.
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Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
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Came but for friendship, and took away love.
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You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
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You can do anything, but not everything.
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Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.
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You've got to be before you can do and do before you can have.

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